I had to agree: “Carbs are righteous.”
“Yeah they are, I love carbs more than life.”
“Without carbs, life itself would be impossible.”
“So true, EJ. I just want to smash loaves of fresh baked bread into my face all day long.”
“You know, not even eat it. Just smash my face with those carbs.”
Chapter 4 of EJ Spode‘s novel The Oddity.