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By Michael Naghten Shanks.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Michael Naghten Shanks lives in Dublin. His writing is featured or forthcoming in publications such as The Penny Dreadful, Poems in Which, Colony, The Honest Ulsterman, Gorse, New Irish Writing, The Quietus, as well as the anthologies 30 under 30 (Doire Press) and New Planet Cabaret (New Island). A reader at numerous events around Ireland, and also at the London Irish Centre, he has been listed for awards including the Fish Short Story Prize, the Over The Edge New Writer of the Year, and a Pushcart Prize. He is editor of The Bohemyth.

First published in 3:AM Magazine: Sunday, October 19th, 2014.