Re: Re: Re: Re: HELLO HELLO DEAR LADIES OR MEN:
By Joanna Walsh.
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(The floating where from it a, a.
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I such a with would sunny all: all flashing a close he drunk.
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I she within win, and in of them.
Of war, pleasure, waves, measure, caves, device, ice! Dulcimer saw maid, played Abora. Me song, me long air ice. There beware hair.
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You were outside my house
Unfortunately we failed to deliver the postal package
Henry David Thoreau (1817 – 1862)
Hello dear, do you remember how we communicated with you? Long ago you could not see.
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If your marriage is on the verge of breakup.
Spring has finally come! Romance is in the air!
Hi – do you remember how we made love in your car?
handsome – you were so good in bed with me – I want to again make love to you – no 1 man I had never done so well as you have done – I’ll procure very great pleasure
my body was looking at your pictures just on fire!
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(Hi, forgot to tell you that I changed my address and phone number – well, I forgot your email)
Hey – why do I stop writing?
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HELLO HELLO DEAR LADIES OR MEN:
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Lucy, Jeannie, Nellie,
Please, replies to my personal email address: for anticipate cooperation. Thanks.
(More detailed information about the coming changes in the rules you can find in the appendix to this letter)
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Waiting for an answer – if you like – continue.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Joanna Walsh writes and draws graphic fiction and non-fiction. She is published by Tate, and also works for The Guardian, The Times, The Idler and The White Review amongst others. She has created large-scale artworks for the Tate Modern and The Wellcome Institute. Her website was a Webby Honoree in 2008. She is an associate member of the London Institute of ‘Pataphysics. This year she will be appearing at the Port Eliot Festival and the Melbourne Writers’ Festival.
First published in 3:AM Magazine: Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012.