Religion News
By Mike Topp.
EPISCOPALIAN CHURCH TO ORDAIN SCAT TRANNIES
Will wear rubber gloves when serving eucharist
GOD TICKLISH
Say theology scholars
NUNS FORCED TO RETURN BACON
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MIKE TOPP HAS A NEW BOOK OUT!!!!! He likes diamonds and grapefruit juice and hairy-chested men who insist on walking everywhere. You should really buy a copy of SHORTS ARE WRONG. Large format, art by David Berman, William Wegman, and Will Yackulic. Order a copy for $12 from mike_topp@hotmail.com
First published in 3:AM Magazine: Friday, September 21st, 2007.
