JIM GIRAFFE'S STORIES
Jim Giraffe & Daren King
Copyright © 2003 All Rights Reserved
A DAY AT THE ZOO
One day Jim and Daren went to the zoo. They saw some animals. The animals were in cages. Jim had a milkshake. Then, some dancing girls came along and gave Jim a kiss. Then, Daren started crying. I don't like him. He is rubbish.
Jim and Daren King and Alistair Canister went to the pub. Daren and Alistair didn't have any money so Jim bought the drinks. Jim had a pint of beer and Daren had shandy. Alistair wanted oil but they didn't have any so he had water. Then, Opinion Onion came in.
Jim said, "What do you want to drink?" and he said he wanted a dry white wine. He wanted crisps so Jim bought him cheese & onion and he got cross.
Then, Jim bought drinks for everyone in the whole pub. Everyone likes him. He is really nice.
Then, some dancing girls came in. Jim bought them a bottle of champagne and they said they liked him and gave him their phone number.
Then Daren got killed.
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
Daren King was born in 1972. His debut novel, Boxy an Star, was shortlisted for the Guardian First Book Award. Jim Giraffe: a Novel For Grown-ups will be published by Jonathan Cape in February 2004.
Jim Giraffe was born in the jungle. Check out his blog.