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How to Survive Nuclear Attack
Useful tips for surviving nuclear attack, dirty bombs, or suitcase nukes.

 
   
 
  American Hiroshima
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tornado
Hurricane
School Shooting
Volcano
Asteroid
Nuclear Winter
Bird Flu - Avian Influenza
Nuclear Attack
Honeybee Extinction
Wildfire
The Last Days



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A DREAMT HUMILIATION

I entered Tracey Emin's bed
But in my pencil was no lead
So she sent me home instead.


UNDERGROUND HUMOUR

"Is this Cockfosters?" "No, it's mine."
The joke must be old as time,
Yet it's still cracked on the Dilly Line


ON A HOMOSEXUAL TOUCHING UP THE REV. IAN PAISLEY

Unless I'm very much mistaken,
The greatest liberty ever taken.


DAVID LEA*

If you ever happen upon David Lea,
Give him a hard kick from me
And speak to him unpleasantly.
He will not stock my books, you see.

* Poetry Buyer at the London Review Bookshop








ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Clive Murphy was born in Liverpool in 1935. He was educated and brought up in Ireland. In 1958, he came to live in London where he has devoted himself to writing and teaching. His three books of verse, Sour Grapes , Cave Canem and Orts and All are available from Brick Lane Books, 132 Brick Lane, London E1.




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