{"id":1124,"date":"2007-04-18T19:31:09","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T19:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/excerpt-increase-the-size-of-your-dick\/"},"modified":"2007-04-19T08:49:50","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T08:49:50","slug":"excerpt-increase-the-size-of-your-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/excerpt-increase-the-size-of-your-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"Excerpt: Increase The Size Of Your Dick<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"

A selection of extracts from Increase The Size Of Your Dick<\/em>, an on-going SPAM poetry project by Ben Myers<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Pretty Blond Teen With Satin Gloves Jerking Off<\/strong> <\/p>\n

Co-ed Susan gives head
\nand gets boned
\nthis cheerleader sucks
\nand gets slammed <\/p>\n

she thought that he can at least depend on a third of this mess as being manly;
\nhe cannot get out as he opens his mouth to cry for help; but if any sound comes out
\nof him, alas he is drowned by the raging of the Storm. <\/p>\n

Uprising<\/strong><\/p>\n

pungent blood leaked onto
\nthe tarmac from
\nbroken bones and
\nflaps of muscle
\nthe beaks of the mob
\nclosed on empty air. <\/p>\n

sure it’s illegal but
\nthere’s no limit to
\nwhat a used body
\ncan do. <\/p>\n

The Grandest Canyon<\/strong> <\/p>\n

smashed in the head from close range
\nblood pours from a flap in his scalp <\/p>\n

she screams like an air-raid siren
\nrope hands slippery with his blood. <\/p>\n

a feminine echo against the canyon walls,
\ngetting smaller and smaller and smaller <\/p>\n

below them another coyote joins the pack
\ncollective snouts, jaws and teeth cocked to the air <\/p>\n

and a lizard lies laconically on a rock
\nwaiting to see what will transpire. <\/p>\n

Retaliation Whisper<\/strong> <\/p>\n

the lion emerges
\nbright and clean
\nto pace the wart house
\nunder a twilight moon <\/p>\n

the twisted fronds of the overhang
\nare silent in repose
\nthe birds in the trees
\nfear-frozen like gargoyles <\/p>\n

an anaemic shadow in the window
\ndrunk on cleaver dreams
\nand the hot wind
\nof this colonial savannah <\/p>\n

behind him lies bloody body
\nparts dressed in khaki –
\nno more the landlord,
\nthe new king growls <\/p>\n

A Babe Using Her Soft Hands And A Vibro<\/strong> <\/p>\n

Cute co-ed gets her
\ntiny pussy ridden –
\nCorina chokes
\non some big cock <\/p>\n

Among Local Data<\/strong> <\/p>\n

rooms rooms
\nforecast of a hurricane
\nlooms beyond Atlantic
\nedges carving
\nicy moons. <\/p>\n

Cum Again<\/strong> <\/p>\n

drunk teens on stage flashing their tits
\nred haired babysitter in the kitchen
\nhorny teen jerking off stranger in limo
\ncollege girls on spring break lick clit \u2013<\/p>\n

increase the size of your dick
\nthis is the place for you!<\/em> <\/p>\n

ABOUT THE AUTHOR<\/strong>
\n\u2018Off-Beat Generation’ writer Ben Myers<\/a> is the author of the novel The Book Of Fuck<\/em> and the forthcoming The Missing Kidney<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\"bm.jpg\"drunk teens on stage flashing their tits
\nred haired babysitter in the kitchen
\nhorny teen jerking off stranger in limo
\ncollege girls on spring break lick clit<\/p>\n

\nBy Ben Myers<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":119,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/119"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}