{"id":14283,"date":"2009-09-23T00:01:50","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T00:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/?p=14283"},"modified":"2009-09-23T00:08:04","modified_gmt":"2009-09-23T00:08:04","slug":"four-poems-justin-hyde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/four-poems-justin-hyde\/","title":{"rendered":"Four Poems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Justin Hyde.<\/p>\n<p><strong>a call to the ex wife at 10:27pm <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>what was the stuff<br \/>\nyou got me<br \/>\nthat winter when<br \/>\nthe backs of my knees<br \/>\ndried out? <\/p>\n<p>cortisone,<br \/>\nshe says. <\/p>\n<p>ah cortisone<br \/>\nthank you. <\/p>\n<p>that all<br \/>\nyou needed? <\/p>\n<p>remember the first time<br \/>\nwe went walking<br \/>\nat the woodpecker trails? <\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t<br \/>\njustin. <\/p>\n<p>ok<br \/>\ni&#8217;m sorry. <\/p>\n<p>go to bed. <\/p>\n<p>ok. <\/p>\n<p>goodnight. <\/p>\n<p>goodnight. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>on a bench at the playground down the street <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>our lives<br \/>\nare nothing but<br \/>\ncan openers. <\/p>\n<p>love<br \/>\nand all its<br \/>\ngratuitous machinations<br \/>\nsimply illusions<br \/>\nto propagate more can openers. <\/p>\n<p>this kind of nihilism<br \/>\nhas clogged your mind<br \/>\nsince the age of nine <\/p>\n<p>standing on your toes <\/p>\n<p>your grandfather&#8217;s cheek<br \/>\na stone<br \/>\ninside his casket. <\/p>\n<p>daddy<br \/>\nmy shoe is untied,<br \/>\nsays your<br \/>\nthree year old son<br \/>\nplodding up to you. <\/p>\n<p>his cheek will<br \/>\nbe a stone<br \/>\ntoo. <\/p>\n<p>but<br \/>\nfor now <\/p>\n<p>he needs you. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>another dark haired intellectual <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t remember<br \/>\nexactly what i said<br \/>\nto piss<br \/>\nher off: <\/p>\n<p>something about<br \/>\nthe majority<br \/>\nbeing little more<br \/>\nthan walking<br \/>\nstillbirths. <\/p>\n<p>she railed<br \/>\nabout every creature<br \/>\npossessing redeeming qualities<br \/>\nand none of us<br \/>\nhaving the moral fiat<br \/>\nto judge. <\/p>\n<p>i wanted<br \/>\nto nut<br \/>\nin her mouth <\/p>\n<p>so to prove<br \/>\nmy empathy<br \/>\nand gilded<br \/>\nheart <\/p>\n<p>i called a<br \/>\ntimeout <\/p>\n<p>told her<br \/>\ni was a poet <\/p>\n<p>which of course<br \/>\nshe<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t believe. <\/p>\n<p>so i downed<br \/>\nanother shot of<br \/>\nmcgillicuddy&#8217;s <\/p>\n<p>stared deeply<br \/>\ninto her<br \/>\nleft eye. <\/p>\n<p>here&#8217;s one<br \/>\ni&#8217;ve been working on,<br \/>\ni said<br \/>\nreciting the following<br \/>\nwith<br \/>\nsupple verve: <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;you got a hole<br \/>\nand i got a rod <\/p>\n<p>over the vast expanse <\/p>\n<p>ribald unicorns once roamed <\/p>\n<p>feral. <\/p>\n<p>juniper <\/p>\n<p>&amp;<\/p>\n<p>saffron <\/p>\n<p>you got a hole<br \/>\nand i got a rod: <\/p>\n<p>let&#8217;s copulate<br \/>\nin posthumous tribute<br \/>\nto the unicorn.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>i extended<br \/>\nmy arm: <\/p>\n<p>the vinyl<br \/>\non the bar-stool<br \/>\nwhere she had been sitting<br \/>\nwas quite<br \/>\nwarm. <\/p>\n<p>strangely <\/p>\n<p>i felt<br \/>\nvictorious. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>mourning michael jackson<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>two city mowers<br \/>\ndark as wet tar<br \/>\nsat idle on their machines<br \/>\nsmoking and drinking pop<br \/>\nas i rode by<br \/>\non my bicycle. <\/p>\n<p>the older one<br \/>\nwith a white goatee<br \/>\nmotioned me over. <\/p>\n<p>they wanted<br \/>\nthe caucasian perspective: <\/p>\n<p>who broke down<br \/>\nmore racial barriers,<br \/>\nmichael jackson<br \/>\nor michael jordan? <\/p>\n<p>told him<br \/>\nfar as i was concerned<br \/>\nthey were both<br \/>\ndiversionary tactics. <\/p>\n<p>how i&#8217;d trade them<br \/>\nand three-fourths of the population at large<br \/>\nto bring back<br \/>\nmalcom x. <\/p>\n<p>malcom who?<br \/>\ni heard the younger one ask<br \/>\nas i pedaled away.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/justin_0051.jpg\" alt=\"justin_0051\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/justin_0051.jpg 448w, https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/justin_0051-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>ABOUT THE AUTHOR<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Justin Hyde<\/strong> lives in Iowa. More of his work can be found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyqpoets.net\/poet\/justinhyde\">here<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/justin_0052-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"justin_0052\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-14376\" align=\"right\" border=\"solid black 1px\" \/>our lives<br \/>\nare nothing but<br \/>\ncan openers. <\/p>\n<p>love<br \/>\nand all its<br \/>\ngratuitous machinations<br \/>\nsimply illusions<br \/>\nto propagate more can openers. <\/p>\n<p>this kind of nihilism<br \/>\nhas clogged your mind<br \/>\nsince the age of nine <\/p>\n<p>standing on your toes <\/p>\n<p>your grandfather&#8217;s cheek<br \/>\na stone<br \/>\ninside his casket&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>By <strong>Justin Hyde<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":119,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/119"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}