![\"larakonesky\"](\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/larakonesky.jpg\" "\\"larakonesky\\"")
<\/div>\n1) Give me one word you’d want to fuck?<\/b>
\n I don’t want to fuck any word that has the letter, “u” in it. To me, that letter is like a fat chick with no tits. Otherwise, most words look good to me. I am such a word whore.<\/p>\n
2) What is the most annoying word you always forget to spell?<\/b>
\nI misspell lots of words because it really is hard to type with these fake ass nails, Alan. Really.<\/p>\n
3) Which is better: “Isn’t” or “Never, not Now Lara”?<\/b>
\n“Never, not now, Lara.” I like a challenge. I will beat the shit out of, “never, not now, Lara.” Beat the shit out of it, and maybe marry it at some point down the road.<\/p>\n
4) What does the word “literature” mean?<\/b>
\nIt means I don’t have to try as hard to get laid.<\/p>\n
5) Write me a two sentence poem about this interviewer.<\/b>
\nIt’s sad because I am pretty sure you don’t want me
\nnot like that
\nand if you did, I would probably be a bigger asshole to you, anyway.
\nSo, all in all, I would be happy watching porn with you,
\nand ordering a pizza. Let me know if you change your mind.<\/p>\n