By Jim Giraffe & Daren King.<\/p>\n
Jim has written some stories. He writes well, for a heathen. You can read some of his better efforts below:<\/em><\/p>\n FIRST STORY<\/p>\n This is the first story Jim ever wrote, when I’d just bought him the hoofwriter. He was having trouble working it.<\/em><\/p>\n asaasd A DAY AT THE ZOO<\/p>\n This next one is Jim’s favourite. I’m not so keen. In my opinion, it lacks warmth.<\/em> <\/p>\n One day Jim and Daren went to the zoo. They saw some animals. The animals were in cages. Jim had a milkshake. Then, some dancing girls came along and gave Jim a kiss. Then, Daren started crying. I don’t like him. He is rubbish. <\/p>\n THE PUB<\/p>\n There is a lot to be said for freedom of expression. However, there is a fine line between being creative and being an ignoramus, and this story crosses it. Jim, I am not happy.<\/em><\/p>\n Jim and Daren King and Alistair Canister went to the pub. Daren and Alistair didn’t have any money so Jim bought the drinks. Jim had a pint of beer and Daren had shandy. Alistair wanted oil but they didn’t have any so he had water. Then, Opinion Onion came in. <\/p>\n Jim said, “What do you want to drink?” and he said he wanted a dry white wine. He wanted crisps so Jim bought him cheese & onion and he got cross. <\/p>\n Then, Jim bought drinks for everyone in the whole pub. Everyone likes him. He is really nice. <\/p>\n Then, some dancing girls came in. Jim bought them a bottle of champagne and they said they liked him and gave him their phone number. <\/p>\n Then Daren got killed.<\/p>\n
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