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<\/p>\nBy Em2.<\/p>\n
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Read part one<\/a>.<\/p>\n ABOUT THE AUTHORS<\/strong> Spencer McCormick<\/strong> is back!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonfiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nEm2<\/strong> are two people who have worked for multinational corporations and have owned pets. In this they are very much like everybody else. Daily, their estrangement grows<\/a>. Buy the T-shirt here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"![\"spencer-fish-800\"](\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/spencer-fish-800-150x150.jpg\" "\\"spencer-fish-800\\"")
Spencer McCormick<\/strong> is the Regional Head of Human Resources for a multinational corporation (the name of which we cannot disclose for legal reasons). He drives to work, he wears a suit, he works nine to five, thinks that he pays too much tax and watches Dancing with the Stars. In all this he is just like many other men. Recently, however, he has begun to sense that he doesn’t quite fit in. He has had strange dreams of running wild and naked through the streets. Strange compulsions have begun which he must keep secret from his fellow office workers. \u201cWho am I really?\u201d\u009d asks Spencer as he stares in the mirror. And why does my wife make me eat from the floor? Daily, his estrangement grows.<\/p>\n