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<\/p>\nBy Alan McCormick & Jonny Voss.<\/p>\n
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‘I’m an American. My flag is American. My body is American.’<\/p>\n
Brad’s jaw squared up, his pecks ribbed and tucked, whilst his legs made scissors through the waves.<\/p>\n
All the time Miranda watched and absent-mindedly rubbed almond oil over her hide; her booty crack filling and spilling warm granules of sand onto her toes.<\/p>\n
Funeral Dave stayed supine; his cool undertaker’s body bringing his heart beat down below 40; his mind imagining the sun as a seaweed tangled fanny box.<\/p>\n
‘Want to play with my Frisbee?’ shouted Brad.<\/p>\n
Miranda twiddled her teat as if adjusting the knob on a transistor radio.<\/p>\n
‘No, thank you,’ she whispered.<\/p>\n
Funeral Dave let his own cock leave his body and enter a small space between Brad’s flag and Miranda’s seated rear.<\/p>\n
The cock stayed there in the heart of the sea-scented slipstream, its tip tickled by the passing currents of air.<\/p>\n
When Miranda saw it she smiled whilst Brad sprinted away to mend the hole in his flag. <\/p>\n
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ABOUT THE ARTISTS<\/b> Brad’s jaw squared up, his pecks ribbed and tucked, whilst his legs made scissors through the waves.<\/p>\n All the time Miranda watched and absent-mindedly rubbed almond oil over her hide; her booty crack filling and spilling warm granules of sand onto her toes.<\/p>\n Funeral Dave stayed supine; his cool undertaker’s body bringing his heart beat down below 40; his mind imagining the sun as a seaweed tangled fanny box.<\/p>\n By Alan McCormick<\/b> & Jonny Voss<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":119,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flash-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/119"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nJonny Voss<\/a> draws and Alan McCormick<\/b> writes. More of their collaborations can be found in decongested tales<\/a>, deaddrunkdublin<\/a> and their website, scumsters<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"![\"anamericanflag\"](\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/anamericanflag-150x150.jpg\" "\\"anamericanflag\\"")
\u2018I’m an American. My flag is American. My body is American.’<\/p>\n