i saw mary-kate olsen riding a bike
\nacross williamsburg bridge wearing ‘oversized blazer’
\nseemed like a ‘homage’ to annie hall<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
THE CABLE GUY (1996) WAS ‘IN FACT’ DIRECTED BY BEN STILLER<\/strong><\/p>\n i was sitting on a bench in mccarren park last night <\/p>\n ‘HAY FEVER’<\/strong><\/p>\n in bed <\/p>\n ‘FEVER RAY’ <\/strong><\/p>\n at some point Four out of eight poems published online by Muumuu House (US), 2010. Written during residency in Brooklyn, NY, spring 2010. <\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Disaster Movie (2008)<\/strong><\/p>\n Not another shallow Hollywood movie. <\/p>\n Son of the Mask (2005)<\/strong><\/p>\n Who’s next? Two poems from Mortensen’s poetry book SURF’S UP<\/em> (2010) published by Trauma Wien (Austria), 2010. The book is composed of taglines for the ‘IMDb bottom 100 movies’ as voted by IMDb.com users.<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n By Audun Mortensen<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":119,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[484,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maintenant","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/119"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nsomeone told me that lil wayne was in jail
\nseemed entertaining to scream ‘inside job’
\nseemed out of context though
\nwish i could play\/understand baseball
\nin order to appreciate it more<\/p>\n
\nmentally projecting 486″ x 486″ neon sign
\nof the face of the duane reade employee
\nwho complimented my nasal spray
\npossibly due to its soothing aloe vera
\njust imagined a six feet tall nasal spray
\nstanding in the whitney’s 5th floor permanent collection
\nand i’m standing in front of it
\nwith a ‘hay fever grin’ on my face<\/p>\n
\nlast night
\nin a social setting
\ndominated by ‘loose males’
\ni tried to edit a poem
\non my mobile
\nabout ‘fever ray’
\nkept typing ‘hay fever’
\nand ‘loose males’<\/p>\n
\nBetter get off quick.
\nAl Gore was right.
\nMother-@!#$@#^% Nature.
\nYou’re favorite movies are going to be destroyed.
\nRock on!
\nDestroying the summer… one movie at a time.
\nPrepare to die… laughing.<\/p>\n
\nThe next generation of mischief.
\nThe Power of Mischief.
\nSequel to the #1 box-office hit.<\/p>\n![\"photo2\"](\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/photo2.jpg\")
\nABOUT THE AUTHOR<\/strong>
\nAudun Mortensen<\/a> is a Norwegian writer born in 1985. He is currently living in Berlin. Mortensen’s poetry collection Everyone Tells Me How Great I Am In Case I Turn Out To Be<\/em>, was released by the Norwegian publisher Flamme Forlag in 2009. The book was voted “best poetry debut” by Aftenposten<\/em>, Norway’s largest newspaper. His first novel entitled Roman<\/a><\/em> was released August 18th, 2010 by Flamme Forlag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"![\"photo2\"](\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/photo2-150x150.jpg\")
in bed
\nmentally projecting
\n486″ x 486″ neon sign
\nof the face of the duane reade employee
\nwho complimented my nasal spray
\npossibly due to its soothing aloe vera
\njust imagined
\na six feet tall nasal spray
\nstanding in the whitney’s 5th floor
\npermanent collection
\nand i’m standing in front of it
\nwith a ‘hay fever grin’ on my face<\/p>\n