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<\/p>\nBy Gareth Twose.<\/p>\n
1.
\n89.14 % recurring of his life in phone queues
\n{understood as needed mathematical constant) listening
\nto voice analogue \u2013 that white Sprite caravan
\njack-knifed |car dangling like participle \u2013 what kind
\nof haircut would save economy lopsided covering
\nhalf your face or feathered bob\/ the soles of her feet
\nsunburnt because so much time upside down
\nin all-you-can-eat-data once most googled
\nthere’s no real people any more: thinks Swabian hausfrau
\nafter a conversion to storage solutions you may find
\nthe cupboard is like an overhead luggage locker:
\nthe years of Tupperware, unrivalled montage.<\/p>\n
2.
\nLet’s see how the euro is performing. Do you want
\nto get the tram in off the line, where it’s gone
\nall Bombardier. And that’s just the low-hanging fruit.
\nSubmit all doubts to nail-clippings analyst.
\nThe virtual party was weakening against the yen,
\none squeeze of lemon away from those brutal
\ncycle lanes. [Cf Upper Chorlton Rd.] Only DJs know
\nhow tough it is whoring at Morrisons
\nsacrificing Nectar points. buttery biscuit base
\nwas an algorhythm for the circumference of Superdry.
\nI wouldn’t want to knowingly understate
\nhow uninterested I am. The conditions are close
\nto being met in most flecks of chilled parmesan foam.<\/p>\n
3.
\nThe way coffee bar chat slides into lacerating performance
\nassessment. One minute: omg that boy is so peng
\nit’s redonkulous. The next: the sads about targets
\npegged to long term bruschetta and ab enhancers.
\nHe had a cold frame to make, after residential care
\ngot deleted. It’s all in the non-delivery:
\ndrive with one hand, and one foot, and throw mail
\nout with the other. See where it lands, in a sprinkling
\nof liquid nitrogen. But first? bury the wreckage.
\nThe rudbeckia coming out behind the obelisk, they
\ncan fill a whole garden. Someone was asleep
\non the job. Sockless, no tip.<\/p>\n
4.
\nIf this was a recovery, it was a bit Bobby’s\/you could say
\nit was a values clash, as a doctor, learning your husband
\nis a trained killer. But off Tom went, into the sunset,
\nlooking to instill more fear and discipline. We were left
\nto wrestle with roots non uprootable gnarliest how many
\ntimes. Violins and guitars hung up on wires.
\nVats of glue blub blubbing. But keep it dark
\nlike accordion-playing efficiency savings. His scrawl:
\nerotic redolence of exclusion unit called Turnaround.
\nThe well-moisturized revolutionary always the
\nmore effective. You need to be slippy.<\/p>\n
5.
\nThe little guy is going to get cremated. We knew this
\nonce, but we’ve forgotten how to make an argument
\nthat doesn’t involve swallowing polluted sea water
\nand a side order of Satan fries; Eer, I was with
\na sick helium-filled sculpture of a desert island
\nwho was taking a hit on her exposure to hot air.
\nIf you hoover the indolent calligraphy, I’ll find out why
\npickled scent of Lithuania is under speculative attack.
\nVoting against your own interests in a red lava dress
\nis not always miaow miaow. Changed Priorities Ahead.
\nHow many abstract nouns could a girl date without
\nurine splashback? But the marmalade looked good.
\nThat’ll be debts of two trillion. To go.<\/p>\n
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\nGareth Twose<\/strong> is currently organiser of Writers’ Forum North, based in Manchester. He co-organised the recent Manchester Poets for Pussy Riot event. His work has recently appeared in SunFish, Depart, Litter and Assent. Gareth, who in 2005 completed a PhD on Early Modern Poetry, lives in Manchester and works as a teacher and union rep. He is a former journalist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/toptentyres-400x179.jpg\")
<\/p>\n
\nSubmit all doubts to nail-clippings analyst.
\nThe virtual party was weakening against the yen,
\none squeeze of lemon away from those brutal
\ncycle lanes. [Cf Upper Chorlton Rd.] Only DJs know
\nhow tough it is whoring at Morrisons
\nsacrificing Nectar points. buttery biscuit base
\nwas an algorhythm for the circumference of Superdry.
\nI wouldn’t want to knowingly understate
\nhow uninterested I am. The conditions are close
\nto being met in most flecks of chilled parmesan foam.<\/p>\n