{"id":612,"date":"2007-02-07T09:39:23","date_gmt":"2007-02-07T09:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/fuck-starbucks\/"},"modified":"2008-11-19T22:46:41","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T22:46:41","slug":"fuck-starbucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/fuck-starbucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Pony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>if my first name started with the letter O<br \/>\nI would kill myself<br \/>\nand move to Portland<br \/>\nand eat cheerios<br \/>\nwhen I finished I would ask you if your pee ever smells<br \/>\nlike cheerios<br \/>\nor anything besides pee<br \/>\nand you would say I&#8217;m disgusting and I&#8217;d say<br \/>\nI was joking<br \/>\nbut then take it back<br \/>\nbecause I&#8217;d be dead and it wouldn&#8217;t matter<br \/>\nyou don&#8217;t matter<br \/>\nI want to write \u201cyou don&#8217;t matter&#8221; on your forehead<br \/>\nand on your house<br \/>\nand on the earth<br \/>\nand bring you into the universe in a rocket ship<br \/>\nto point a lot and show you it<\/p>\n<p>just so you know that I am serious<\/p>\n<p>that I mean it <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image611\" alt=mal6.jpg src=\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/mal6.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>ABOUT THE AUTHOR<\/strong><br \/>\n<b>mal coppenrath<\/b> looks seventeen but is not.  she likes being vegan more than she likes most of the people that she knows.  and currently lives in new york city. but wants to move to portland. and san francisco. and stay in new york. she is also very fond of the tapir. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"mal6.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/mal6.thumbnail.jpg\" align=\"right\"> if my first name started with the letter O \/ i would kill myself \/ and move to Portland \/ and eat cheerios \/ when I finished I would ask you if your pee ever smells \/ like cheerios \/ or anything besides pee \/ and you would say I&#8217;m disgusting and I&#8217;d say \/ I was joking<\/p>\n<p>\nBy <b>Mal Coppenrath<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":119,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/119"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}