{"id":670,"date":"2007-02-13T09:52:59","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T09:52:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/blue-whale-poem\/"},"modified":"2007-02-13T09:54:06","modified_gmt":"2007-02-13T09:54:06","slug":"blue-whale-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/blue-whale-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Blue Whale Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two blue whales are swimming<\/p>\n

They are friends<\/p>\n

They enjoy music, writing poetry, and avocados with soy sauce<\/p>\n

‘here is a mix cd,’ says one whale <\/p>\n

The other whale says ‘thank you’<\/p>\n

‘it says it is by nofx but I know it isn’t nofx, it might be leftover crack’ says the first whale<\/p>\n

The other whale says ‘thank you’<\/p>\n

At home the whale listens to the mix cd while exercising on an elliptical machine <\/p>\n

‘this isn’t leftover crack,’ the whale thinks<\/p>\n

The other whale comes to visit the whale<\/p>\n

‘did you listen to the cd?’ says the first whale<\/p>\n

The other whale says ‘yes, this isn’t leftover crack’<\/p>\n

The whale says ‘oh’ and swims away<\/p>\n

This is the end of their relationship<\/p>\n

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\nABOUT THE AUTHOR<\/strong>
\nEllen Kennedy<\/b> lives in Pennsylvania. Her website is Ass Hi Books<\/strong><\/a>. She occasionally posts on her blog Beef<\/strong><\/a>. A small e-book<\/strong><\/a> of her poetry is available at Bear Parade<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\"ellenkennedy.jpg\" ‘here is a mix cd,’ says one whale <\/p>\n

The other whale says ‘thank you’<\/p>\n

‘it says it is by nofx but I know it isn’t nofx, it might be leftover crack’ says the first whale<\/p>\n

The other whale says ‘thank you’<\/p>\n

\nBy Ellen Kennedy<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":119,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/119"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}