{"id":773,"date":"2007-03-01T21:32:52","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T21:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/criteria-for-rejection\/"},"modified":"2007-03-01T21:32:52","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T21:32:52","slug":"criteria-for-rejection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/criteria-for-rejection\/","title":{"rendered":"Criteria for Rejection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Rosie Sharp.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I. Parts Incompatible<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>   We do not fit together;<\/p>\n<p>   your shoulder is inhospitable,<\/p>\n<p>   and our bodies refuse to align.<\/p>\n<p>   When we come together<\/p>\n<p>   your hipbones bruise the inside of my thighs<\/p>\n<p>   and I am always thinking. <\/p>\n<p><strong>II. Unexpected Shut-Down <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>    There is no room for progress<\/p>\n<p>    when every time I make you smile<\/p>\n<p>    you overload and require maintenance. <\/p>\n<p><strong>III. Low Battery Life<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>    I am too tired to finish<\/p>\n<p>    what I&#8217;ve begun<\/p>\n<p>    and you are not wired<\/p>\n<p>    to recharge me.<\/p>\n<p>    Do it yourself;<\/p>\n<p>    I am taking a shower<\/p>\n<p>    and will fall asleep facing away from you. <\/p>\n<p><strong>IV. Rational Disconnect <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>    We wouldn&#8217;t have so many problems<\/p>\n<p>    if you could accept<\/p>\n<p>    that I am not programmed <\/p>\n<p>    to arrive at logical conclusions. <\/p>\n<p><strong>V. Total System Failure <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>    The sound of you chewing<\/p>\n<p>    makes me want to destroy everything in the world<\/p>\n<p>    that has ever known what it is<\/p>\n<p>    to be happy.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image772\" alt=rosiesharp.jpg src=\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/rosiesharp.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>ABOUT THE AUTHOR<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Rosie Sharp<\/strong> started in California. She likes cookies and aquatic mammals. She does not like it when people tap on the glass. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"rosiesharp.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/rosiesharp.thumbnail.jpg\" align=\"right\" \/> I am too tired to finish<\/p>\n<p>    what I&#8217;ve begun<\/p>\n<p>    and you are not wired<\/p>\n<p>    to recharge me.<\/p>\n<p>\nBy <b>Rosie Sharp<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":119,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/119"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3ammagazine.com\/3am\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}