Morrissey Attack
“We’re on the 859th floor of the Tokyo Attack Towers–the hardest fucking building every built. A thousand fucking mad Muslim piloted jumbos packed with Anthrax, napalm and AIDS needles couldn’t dent this cunt!” Just then a thousand mad Morrissey fan piloted jumbos packed with Anthrax, napalm and AIDS needles and BNP election leaflets crashed into all nine sides of Attack Towers Tokyo, bouncing of harmlessly but showering thousands off innocent geishas and sexy schoolgirls and salarymen and manga artists in the street below with disease and fascist propaganda.
By the late great Steven Wells.
Swells RIP
“To think of Martin Amis or Ian McEwan as dangerous or subversive is like saying that Phil Collins and Pink Floyd are the bad boys of rock.” By Richard Marshall. Steven Wells (1960-2009) was a serious man. Everything he thought and wrote and did was directed by a passionate ethical desire to point up the […]