The Oddity
Albert Camus once said that the first question of philosophy was “why not suicide.” Well, he may just as well have said “the first question of philosophy is why not tear through your family and friends with a chainsaw and maim them and leave them psychologically broken for the rest of their miserable lives?”
I’m sure this doesn’t sound very politically correct to you, but I don’t fucking care. You weren’t there.
Chapter 11 of EJ Spode‘s novel The Oddity.