THERE'S NO ONE QUITE LIKE GRANDMA
Copyright © 2004 All Rights Reserved
His dentures were lying on the stairs.
She discovered them after the undertaker had left, so she saved them for the Chapel of Rest.
"His teeth," she said. "They popped out when he took the leap."
Clearing out the drawers later she found three tubes of denture glue, all unopened.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
is the author of the novel The Book Of Fuck
(Wrecking Ball Press, 2004), which was recently nominated for the 3am Good Sex Writing prize. He also published a number of short stories. As a music journalist he has travelled the world and has written a number of books on noisy, ugly bands. He lives in Peckham and is a member of the Captains Of Industry