TWO POEMS FROM TROPIC/OF/CUBICLE
by
Roderick Maclean
copyright © 2003 all rights reserved
On this day Len was right- sized @3:23PM Sixteen of us are left in vacuum smell area [E] building:33
@4:00 in Queen Latifah b/c Group Managers get to name Conference Rooms there are two & one half pizzas Beside parking lot "garden"
Len is a miniature through burnt coral Levlor He begat the VULTURE intra-office listserv @4:03 I will eat w/respect two slices of pesto/ black olive for Len
His cube is distributed among us @4:08 I struggle to hold his ERGOkeyboard Margie
Sturges now seizures in Cube222 A Ready- Set-Temp goes mouth-to-mouth til @4:10 I push him off & pull medicine from her beige mini-backpack The time is 4:16 when I walk
Out & above Most Beautiful Highway In The World through my dusty windshield a hawk swings a snake from its talons & I nearly dent a Mazda Miata
Today @ Nth Annual Picnic/Com- petition/Lull-otomy might I reminisce of a past that may not have passed? Here before Tug-O-War can it be me (THE TRANSNERDINAL) who struggles to pick a side to pull from? Maybe months ago
In Cafetorium Peter Franklin (THE BOOMER) held annoying Junk Mail: "Mr. Pelt Frelkin" in one hand Two tuna sandwiches in other Soccer Dads Gary/Dick/Burt/Lee at side & dressed in pressed chinos At near-
By table throng of Generation X/Y (THE PROMISING) w/executive groupies PowerLunching & surely mapping Early Boomer Retirement (EBR) Peter shed did he? tuna & knocked off early to exe- cute himself The next working
Day Pelt Frelkin (THE GLORIOUS) introduced to X/Ys his newly bald head glistening futuristic Thick black retro-frames on glasses Silver synthetic vest over chest hair Army pants & tongue
Stud W/amusement X/Ys Zach/P-Dub/Boingo accept- ed Pelt A sort of MiddleagedMascot but entitled to cutting edge Accounts/Promotions/Skateboard Rash along w/Boomer scorn & cold upper arm of the law woman/two children (THE MISGUIDED)
Suckers of Pelt's success On side- lines now my W/C chant w/crowd "Chubby/Old/ Proud" & Tug-O-Peter-Pelt (THE CONFUSED) is on G/D/B/L have 200 lbs on X/Ys & all eyes on me PF or PF Which will it be?
I employ one moment to ruminate on selflessness before wedging girth between B & L & we yank & eat murky mud when G & D's ACLs rip The W/C run & hug me damp/defeated as MediRedi bears my Boomers/broken away
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Roderick Maclean worked in Silicon Valley during the '90s at companies like Wired and Netscape. His poetry and fiction has been published or is forthcoming in Spork, Monkeybicycle, Diagram, and Eclectica. He's now teaching in Istanbul.

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