[Either is good] & other poems
It isn’t fair they are saying
laughing he came from the north
expecting snow now look at him
with that
nozzle
Matti did you stack
the milk with the dates going
backwards? I did but isn’t
it strange
New poetry by Matti Spence.
The Oddity
Funmaker then actually seemed amused. “What’s the matter, you never saw Cool Hand Luke? He ate forty!”
“Gary, those were fucking eggs, Cool Hand Luke ate forty eggs not gizzards!”
“Same thing bro.”
“Also, Cool Hand Luke is fictional! He is. Not. Real.”
Climax broke in, “Jeezus EJ calm down. You’re gonna herniate yourself. Forget about the fucking eggs and gizzards already.”
Chapter 2 of EJ Spode‘s novel The Oddity.