
The Daily Mirror have this week rendered their tacky gossip franchise 3am (no relation) into a 24/7 news operation. Um, haven’t we been here before?
Anyhow, next week at 3:AM:
* Robert McCrum to take over from Kerry Katona Iceland ads role?
* Gruesome twosome: Martin Amis and Isabel Fonseca
* Tom McCarthy’s Boujis escapades with Jordan
* Zadie Smith in THAT dress
* Is Stewart Home Belle de Jour?