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By Joanna Walsh.

Hi, I’m from Russia.
a dream to live abroad, my name is Mary,
can we get started?
You are receiving this email because we wish you to use our digital photo
editing services.
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Dear business customer.

There was more money in the business than one knew what to do with.
Let all articles be put into one common stock and let them be distributed according to the requirements of each.
Please if you are willing to assist me do reply so we can proceed further
This offer is strictly for you so please don’t share with anybody else.
I had a dream and you were in it, this dream I’ll never forget
(The floating where from it a, a.
And singing could her to that I that and. And his weave and for and.
Shadow was the sunny damsel. A was on.
I such a with would sunny all: all flashing a close he drunk.
Midway a pleasure her of symphony deep music. Build some heard should eyes circle your on the.
Voices of heard fountain miracle with an revive delight, loud that those should cry, his round with honey-dew milk. Dome vision an.
The on on, the and of, with once dulcimer mount delight.
Prophesying dome of the mingled, the rare caves.
A Abyssinian mount: ‘twould dome caves. See! Beware! Floating him holy hath.
I she within win, and in of them.
Of war, pleasure, waves, measure, caves, device, ice! Dulcimer saw maid, played Abora. Me song, me long air ice. There beware hair.
Thrice dead fed Paradise.)


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Just a quick note
It pains us to say that window blind and curtain cords are once more the focus of this e-bulletin.
My Dear Urgently
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You were outside my house
Unfortunately we failed to deliver the postal package

Henry David Thoreau (1817 – 1862)
Hey, friend!
Hello dear, do you remember how we communicated with you? Long ago you could not see.
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If your marriage is on the verge of breakup.
Spring has finally come! Romance is in the air!
Hi – do you remember how we made love in your car?
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my body was looking at your pictures just on fire!
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(Hi, forgot to tell you that I changed my address and phone number – well, I forgot your email)
Hey – why do I stop writing?
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Looking forward to work for you!
Lucy, Jeannie, Nellie,
Please, replies to my personal email address: for anticipate cooperation. Thanks.
(More detailed information about the coming changes in the rules you can find in the appendix to this letter)
When you stopped a taxi for me, it was very nice, do not want to see me again?
Waiting for an answer – if you like – continue.
come in to me.
is waiting for you my good!
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(I dream only of you, very bored, come to me)


Joanna Walsh writes and draws graphic fiction and non-fiction. She is published by Tate, and also works for The Guardian, The Times, The Idler and The White Review amongst others. She has created large-scale artworks for the Tate Modern and The Wellcome Institute. Her website was a Webby Honoree in 2008. She is an associate member of the London Institute of ‘Pataphysics. This year she will be appearing at the Port Eliot Festival and the Melbourne Writers’ Festival. 

First published in 3:AM Magazine: Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012.