[28.8.06][3:AM] 3:AM TOP 5: BOB FINGERMAN The latest recipient of the 3:AM Top 5 treatment is Bob Fingerman. The graphic novelist behind Minimum Wage, the cult Skinheads in Love and the forthcoming Recess Pieces, his debut novel BOTTOMFEEDER is published this autumn. This is his Top 5 Supposedly "Comedic" Or "Humorous" Things That If You Think They're Funny My Opinion Of You Will Suffer As A Result Of That Knowledge:
1. Dane Cook. Anything and everything about this "comedian" is regusting and dispulsive. He's awful and so are his fans. Tourgasm? Shitgasm, I say. 2. Family Guy and frankly anything Seth MacFarlane has a grubby little paw in. But Family Guy is so offensively bad. The South Park two-parter, 'Cartoon Wars' brilliantly nailed the formulaic non-sequitur randomness of the "jokes" on Family Guy. Plus, it's ugly as hell. 3. 'Larry the Cable Guy'. Do I need to elaborate? For that matter, any of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour guys. 4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Crappy shit for stupid stoners. 5. MAD Magazine, these days. In the words of Oscar Madison: "Now it's garbage." Just pull the plug. MAD is the Terri Schiavo of humor magazines.