[13.10.06] [Utahna Faith]
WALKING THE COW: POEMS BY MIKE TOPP
"Here's some free advice / for new fathers: / Never eat a diaper, / even if you're starving."
Walking the Cow: Poems by Mike Topp
1. Imagine you are interviewing a whale.
(Think of three questions you would like to ask a whale.)
"London is like New York City without tears."
- John Ashbery
"It's crazy how clean Scandinavia is. You can lean anywhere."
- Josephine Baker
Here's some free advice
for new fathers:
Never eat a diaper,
even if you're starving.
We are all
My friend from Waffle House says if you stacked all of the sausage patties they serve in one day, it would reach the top of the Empire State Building. I say, why bother?
Hey, look! It's raining!
As I lean back in the saddle,
the horse farts like a hurricane.
"Although our information is incorrect, we do not guarantee it."
- Erik Satie
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes."
- Andy Warhol
"As Andy Warhol said: In the future everyone will be famous for ten minutes."
- Geraldo Rivera
Theoretically if you take all the blood vessels out of your body and laid them end to end you would die.
it is to
have two moustaches.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Mike Topp's work has appeared in McSweeney's, Exquisite Corpse, and elsewhere. He is the author of Happy Ending, Where We Found You, I Used To Be Ashamed of My Striped Face and other books.